Predicting Bull Runs, Filing for ETFs, Collecting Txn Info and 20 Crypto Jokes
1. What do you call a bull running away with your money? A “cash cow”
2. What did the bull say when filing for an ETF? “I’m bullish on these returns!”
3. What did the trader say when collecting transaction info? “I’ll take a look and see what I can find!”
4. What did the crypto expert say when asked for advice? “Follow the money!”
5. Why did the bull throw his computer out the window? He wanted to cash out the bull run!
6. What did the bull say when asked for his trading secrets? “Don’t tell anyone I told you, but buy low and sell high!”
7. Why did the bull cross the road? To get to the crypto exchange on the other side!
8. What did the rabbit say to the bull? “Don’t forget to hodl!”
9. Why did the bull go to the bank? To withdraw cash for the bull run!
10. What did the market analyst say after predicting the bull run? “It’s going to be bullish for sure!”
11. What did the bull say when filing for the ETF? “I want to invest in a portfolio that’s a sure thing!”
12. What did the transaction analyst ask while collecting info? “Can you tell me who sent this transaction and when?”
13. Why was the bull excited to file for the ETF? He was looking forward to getting more rewards!
14. What did the crypto enthusiast say to the bear? “We can’t have fear and hodling together!”
15. Why did the bull decide to invest in crypto? He heard the bull run was coming!
16. What did the financial planner say to the bull? “Make sure to diversify your portfolio!”
17. What did the investor say to the bull before the bull run started? “I’m investing in crypto today!”
18. What did the bull say to the bear when filing for the ETF? “Go away bear or you’ll miss out on the profits!”
19. What did the trader say when collecting transaction info? “I need to find out who’s been buying and selling crypto!”
20. What did the bull say to the bear when the bear was asking about crypto jokes? “I’m sorry, I only know bear-y good ones!”